Because with grapes, you always get another chance. ' Demetri Martin I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper.
I asked her her dog's name and then I asked, ' Does he bite?
You're gonna be fine.' ' Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize.
I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.' Demetri Martin I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day.
' and she said, ' No.' And I said, ' So how does he eat? Demetri Martin I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane.
Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like, 'huh? ' But if it's in a fruit basket you're like, 'this is nice!
' Demetri Martin For example, I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of law school. I'd come home and go to church and everybody would say, ' Oh, my God.