How You'll Meet Your Soul Mate: You lock eyes from across the room and the sexual tension is Most Aries-y Breakup: You straight-up just pop off on them in the street one day when they won't STFU about some petty drama in their life.You realize that this person is kinda two-faced and you're over it.
After sleeping on it and consulting with 18 of your closest friends (Geminis roll deep!
), you realize you probably didn't even like them that much to begin with.
Most Cancer-y Breakup: They ask you to marry them and you're like, "Wait, like, as a friend? You didn't even want to read this dumb thing, but a bunch of your friends tagged you, and now here you are! Your magnetic disposition makes everyone fall for you, and .
You won't wait to play games with anyone — duh, you don't have time!
Most Taurus-y Breakup: You finally dump them after 18 months of tepid dating — after assembling a very methodical pro/con list and sitting on it for a while.