Sushi dating funny jokes

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so FISHticated What did the blind man say when he passed the sushi restaurant? Yo mama so dumb she thought a tsunami was a kind of Japanese sushi.

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There was a Chinese dude, a Mexican dude, and a Blonde dude. " And everyone in tears looks at the Blonde dude's wife. They threatened to release one every hour until their demands where met. and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

If I have to eat sushi for lunch again, I'm gonna jump off a building! " Then the wives of the Mexican dude said, "If we knew you didn't like tacos, we wouldn't have made it for you anymore! "Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? Did you hear about the terrorists who took a whole courtroom full of lawyers hostage? How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

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